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Anonymous asked:

That link to the universities to get the best husbands has got to be a joke. Basically saying "find a husband who makes a lot and leech off his years of hard work". Harvard, Westpoint, Yale, Stanford... God damn woman are shallow

theonus:

Women are shallow. Men are shallow. Everyone’s shallow.

Except dogs. They’re just totally fucking awesome.

dogs for the fucking wiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn


it is so hard for me to say how i feel when i’m being hit with unexpected feelings, and i wish i could figure it out. in the moment i shut down, and just nod, say okay, or just agree with whatever they are saying, and it takes me a day (or two, or three) to grasp, and process, what was happening, and what i was feeling. buuuuuut, you can’t really go to someone and be like “yo, you know yesterday when you said that thing? well i’ve finally decided on a more adequate response that represents what i was thinking and feeling rather than my nod”


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